You should be young when you're old and old when you're young.
Enroll in the University of Airbnb and finally get the downward dog you've always wanted.
If you were different, it would be different too
If we all think we are, how do we actually know?
Every time you run, it grows stronger.
People have cancer or heart disease, institutions have sex or corruption scandals.
In a meatless world, it's wrong to want a hamburger.
Bourdain Statements: saying a false thing loudly to provoke other people to correct you.
Being a kid is just like having a regular 9-to-5 job, but you also may get your ass kicked.
In high school there are jocks and nerds, and if you're reading this I'm going to assume you were the latter.