Things That Are Inexplicably Hateful
When the yoga instructor repeats, before every posture – not just once at the beginning of class – that you can not-do this posture if you don't feel comfortable with it, this is inexplicably hateful.
When you do a favor for a friend that involves a large amount of time and effort, plus a small amount of money, and your friend venmos you the money, this is inexplicably hateful.
At a party, when you're suffering through conversation with someone who doesn't ask you any questions, but you're doing your best to ask them questions and keep things lively anyway, and then THEY make an excuse to leave, this is incredibly hateful.
At a party, when you're trying to get out of conversation with someone but they keep asking you questions and eventually you just have to make an excuse to leave, this is incredibly hateful.
When you don't reply to someone's message, and then you feel bad, and then you keep not-replying because you feel bad you didn't reply sooner, and you're just doing this to yourself and nobody is to blame, this is so hateful.
When you're reading a comments thread about someone who's had a difficult social experience, and then someone else chimes in saying "if that had been ME they would never have got away with this, I would have simply [done thing that's easy to say in theory but hard to do in practice]," this is unbelievably hateful.
When you're walking along the sidewalk behind someone who walks just slightly slower than you do, not slow enough for you to easily overtake them but also just slow enough that you keep failing to get into the walking-groove, this is unfairly hateful.
An attractive person who is also very nice, this is especially hateful.