Scientific Atomsvsbitian

Please find below some letters of invention from ATVBT Readers, inspired by a Scientific American edition from 1854. ALL LETTERS HAVE BEEN HEAVILY REWRITTEN FOR MY AMUSEMENT, do not blame the authors. Yours v aff, Uri Bram, Editor, Scientific Atomsvsbitian.

SIRS--

All the discussions on whether AI use is moral has got me thinking about situations where we could argue AI use is the most morally justifiable.

Videlicet: AI should be used to replace child actors.

1. Child actors are well known to go off the rails later in life, very likely due to the fame and pressure that children should not be experiencing.

2. Child actors aren't renowned for their acting ability, so being replaced by AI won't be a big loss.

I am, have been, and shall continue to be,

Sir James Nicholls, Wolverhamptonshire

SIRS--

Whereas people regularly encounter situations where they need to share something;

and whereas that Thing cannot always be physically split into equal pieces;

and whereas a perfect substitute is to determine the thing’s value, and share that equally, such that one person gets the Thing and pays everyone else for their share of the thing’s value;

Therefore, permit us to share our most marvelous invention, thus being https://tinylvt.com, a structured way to share Things with People.

Examples of things to share include, but are not limited to:
- the exclusive use of a common area
- a nicer bedroom
- the right to decide which movie to watch on behalf of a group
- Lincolnshire

Yours humbly,

The Ten Log Ten Society, High Warbledon

SIRS--

Should there not be a button that can be stuck on or screwed into the wall or countertop that, when pressed, will cause one's cell phone to beep (regardless of whether it's on silent, etc)?

Said button must be securely attached so that it cannot be moved, and (therefore) cannot be lost: my very own FitBit had a much-used feature that caused my cell phone to beep. I loved that feature, but I hated wearing a FitBit. Therefore, I sometimes now charge my old FitBit just to find my phone.

Inquiring minds wish to know--why does such Button not already exist? Does Apple not allow its development? Or do people lose things less frequently than I do?

I beg to remain, etc, etc,

Lady Morganstern.